The Paradigm of Misspelling

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Sunday, October 20, 2002

 
Well, I promised it, so here it is. The post-homecoming report:

Well, the day didn't start off so well. My little brother and his friend kicked me out of bed because they wanted to play playstation. I did get to watch Jeanie, though; it went downhill again, however. I wasn't very hungry and I was forced to eat this gigundo breakfast sandwich. Then, I took a shower but got really distracted by the surface tension of the water in the cover to my razor so I got yelled at for taking a really long shower. I also got soap in my eyes.

After I was ready, my brother went out to play with his little friend, my dad went to the gym, and my mother and I set out to run errands. I bobbed and weaved to the florist until Mama told me to stop. Then we went to the new Kohl’s and got the last pair of pantyhose in my size and hair clips. We then went to do my hair (see below). Following, we went to the library to return m overdue book :( and get Bug's hold ("How to Play Chess Better"). They were having a party celebrating 30 years. I didn't stop, though. *sad*

At the Hair Cuttery I found myself in a rather awkward position. My stylist, M. Sun, did not speak much English at all and her accent was horrible. Then, when I couldn't decide what I wanted, she showed us one thing. I said "great." Then she did another. She teased my hair like there was no tomorrow and before she put it up I looked like someone out of the 80's. Then she used mondo amounts of hairspray. It took me twenty minutes to get it out. When we got back, we used some of the clips we bought and added a little touch of coolness. I've decided next year I will continue in the same vein and get a yeoman beehive. Even though it was weird and bog, everyone liked it. Rather odd.

I got dressed and did make-up and everything. My father came back from the gym very late, so he had to get dressed very quickly. We packed a bag for my brother, who was now going to sleepover. This meant my father and mother would both be in the car and the three of us (Jenny, Matt, and myself) had to squish in the backseat. I was in the middle, of course. But that's later.

We got lost on the way to the Betoglio’s, of course, but we made it there on time and literally right before Tom and his father, Tom. All the girls except Liz had arrived which kind of made Tom a girl... My mother pointed out it is a physical impossibility for me to be older then Tom since I was born in a different time zone. Therefore, I am older than Tom. Christine made us eat food and I ate purple m&ms because they were purple. Erin gave the guys her monogrammed pink scarfs. Then we took pictures, including when I was struggling to put on the Boutonniere. Eventually, Matt's grandmother came over and did it. I need to get better at that... Liz brought her penguins and Amanda adopted the biggest one. She grrrred when people tried to take it. We took pictures in four different places and there were twelve or so cameras around. Yet, only eleven people. Make sense? No.

We got in the car and that didn't go too well. I won't go into that. We got to the restaurant with minimal squishing. Upon arrival I was informed they could not seat us together and Matt and I and Liz and Steven were to sit apart from the others. It wasn't too bad. But, everyone kept walking by to go to the bathroom. Everyone visited. Erin and Jen also came by to point out hairspray was flamable. Fun. We all leaned back when the flames rose. Otani is a teppan yaki place, after all... We ate (I had chicken), and then came the bill. That didn't work so well, cause I wanted to pay, and he wouldn't let me. I let him win because I was the only one with singles and we needed 41 dollars. Ha!

Anyway, we left for the school, and made it there pretty early. We talked for a bit, then went back to the Audlob. After some explanation of LITT, we went to the English hallway we tried dancing, after Amanda tried to ruin the romantic mood with tape. Than, the fire alarm went off beacuse of the fog machine. Fun. In the middle Erin up and left. We were all worried. Turns out it was nothing. Good.

We talked for a while, and I played with a balloon. It was filled with helium, so sometimes it would go to he celing. I then had to have Mike help me. Steven first offered then threatened to wear his scarf in exchange for the meaningn of LITT. He thinks it means Lithuanian Institute for Training Terrorists. Silly Steven. Trix are for kids.

Matt diappeared, so I got some gummi bears and ate them by myself. As I finished, he walked up and accused me of stealing his sulking thing. Then we talked. Then we danced. Then we decided not to let go. We stood there for a while and then I can't say anymore. I'm sorry. Then we went home. And my parents questioned me. Then I slept. The end.

Today the Hinman's came over. I took Rosie to see Spirited Away. It was pretty good. I liked it. I like Totoro better, though. Talked to Grandma and sent the pictures. Am talking online now. I feel GREAT! AWESOME, even. See you later everybody.

posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 8:51 PM

Friday, October 18, 2002

 
SailorC9 (8:23:00 PM): AMANDA!
futurefrstdm (8:23:04 PM): AMANDA!
SailorC9 (8:23:10 PM): I was in the store the other day
SailorC9 (8:23:18 PM): And they had all sorts of cool games
SailorC9 (8:23:24 PM): but do you know what I saw?
futurefrstdm (8:23:43 PM): what did you see?
SailorC9 (8:23:57 PM): Apples to Apples Junior
futurefrstdm (8:24:02 PM): HA!
futurefrstdm (8:24:04 PM): that's great!
SailorC9 (8:24:24 PM): I think it might be a worthwhile investment because then Erin and I could play...

posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 7:28 PM

 
Hmmm... Skits n' stuff today. HC tommorow...

I don't really feel like writing right now... Atashi wa IM ni machimasu. So, I'm gonna go.. I'll write more on Sunday... Post-HC report.

posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 7:13 PM

Saturday, October 12, 2002

 
You will not believe this! We went to go see "My big fat greek wedding." We got lost, of course, but we got there with an hour to spare. So, we went to the arcade. I won 7 games in row! And, I'm number 1 on the screen! Is that cool, or what? I'd like to thank all the little people...

The movie was good, too.

"The man may be the head of the house, but the woman is the neck. She can turn the head any way she wants."

So true. I don't think Bug liked it much, but I did.

We tried to find Tana a boyfriend, but twas no use. It seems she will be alone forever. And she doesn't like trombone players... I'm not going to go there...

I'm talking to Erin now. We're talking about the HC plans. They're finalized now. On to Halloween...

posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 8:25 PM

 

PG

You devilish little tearaway, you - you require
parental guidance. That means mummy should hold
your hand before you do anything. How cool you are


"Which Movie Classification Are You?"
Test created by Jamie - take it here.


Which Witch? Witch
Which Witch? Witch!
Wild and beautiful, you are a Witch. You can feel the tides, the moon, the air, life itself.
You use the strength of your will, and the quickness of your mind, to bend and shape your reality.
Magick is a part of you, and you are a part of everything else.
Evil? No.
Amazing? Yes.
Which Witch Are You?

posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 12:07 PM

 
Arg! No time for blog! Must work quickly and in fragmented sentences...

Grandparents here. Parents went to wedding. Maybe later see movie.

Bought dress for HC. Black w/ gold sparkes. Spaghetti straps. Velvet jacket. Grandmother picked it. Mama thought it was too revealing. She lost. Daddy took it surprisingly well.

Finished plans for HC. Going to Otani. Meeting at Christine's. Made directions for everyone. And schedule. 18 fonts in two pages! w00t!

Which reminds me, Matt on HC court. Not going to do it, though. Don't know whether to be happy or sad. Will feel neutral.

Not going to DL sleepover. Yano wa baka.

No game last night due to sniper. Hope they don't cancel homecoming.

Was pirate yesterday. AR!!!

Done for now. Can return to complete sentences.

posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 11:46 AM

Monday, October 07, 2002

 
Hm.. NO PRACTICE TODAY! Also, I'm older than Tom.

We won 2nd place! Amazing! 1st place guard too!

Today has a funky schedule. Odd day on a monday!

Trevok is going to be our new squadron CO.

I'm done now. Baibi.

posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 7:35 PM

Tuesday, October 01, 2002

 
I'm here because I'm getting stuff for HUM. Mrs. Colglaizer wants to see the babelizer. I told her I'd get it. Now I'm at sparknotes looking for a good quote...

Now, I babelized this, and some of these translations are really worth seeing:

And... the chechmate ones (of the drumroll) have demanded it of the Homecoming! They are much lucky person. Fortune to the inside of a Biskuites of the fortune has regulated one. It was soft. It has selected towards the high in the resounds today sends. He was uneven. Nizza, but uneven.


E... chechmate ones (of drumroll) exijiu it of the Homecoming! They are very fortunate person. The richness to the interior of a Biskuites of the richness regulated one. She was soft. It selected for the rise in resounds emits today. It was different. Nizza, but different.


Chechmate of and... (of drumroll) exijiu he of the Homecoming! They are very lucky person. The wealth to the interior of a Biskuites of the wealth regulated one. It was smooth. She selected for the ascent of resounds emits today. It was different. Nizza, but different.


Interesting...

I noticed I was talking about the lake. It was fun, but it rained the whole time. Oh well.

They have Harry Potter at Spark notes! I am happy.

The Admiral came for a game of cards. But, he didn't know how to play. So then I had to explain to him as well as Leind. Then DuTach thought it was Bloody Vengence or something like that and asked who would be the honoured knife wielder. Honestly...

I've been teasing Andy singing "I know something you don't know!" It's great. Erin came for a sleepover last Friday, so we had a powow. So now, she and I know stuff no one else does.

Half the pit has dates to homecoming now. I'm shocked.

Repairs are coming along well. Hopefully we'll be good to go soon.

I'm doing my optics homework. Really, I am...

Poo... I still have to read thirty pages. I think I'll go to bed and work on it. I'll probably be back tommorow, seeing as I start the command refresher course...

posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 8:35 PM

 

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